am i a boy? am i a girl? who knows! am i here to take over your media and corrupt your youth? probably.
i like that we say “oh, man” to express disappointment
because men are disappointing
Can I just say how much I love the guy who writes the posts for the Welcome To Nightvale Facebook page?
au where all the money i have in video games gets transferred into my bank account
if i ever piss you off tell me
i want to be given the chance to make things right
don’t bottle it up because you feel like it’s easier
if it can be avoided just tell me
communication means a lot to me ok and i like everything to be out in the open
never forget that for voldemort’s name to rearrange to “je suis voldemort” in the french translations, they had to make his middle name ‘Elvis’
I CANT HANDLE THIS
are you telling me the french word for wand is ‘la baguette magique’
while I’m watching TPP: we walk around a pokemon center for 8 hours, maybe use the PC once, we might go outside for a few seconds then come back in
while I’m sleeping: 9 gym badges obtained, 13 pokemon released, entire team rocket organization taken down, all legendaries caught, actual anarchy breaks out in europe somewhere, and a new stream starts
You can’t tell me this wouldn’t make the most badass-looking ring gear of all time.
Don’t let the media warp your perception of beauty. Beauty is pizza.